limericks

#1

there works a young man as a caterer

which is really the same as a waiterer

he wakes up real early

to determine that surely

he'll always be sooner than laterer.

#2

there once worked a man as a caterer

to support his desire as a daterer

he busted his tail 

serving hors d'oeuvres and ale

hoping as a lover not a haterer.

#3

there worked a young man as a caterer

it would seem it was his faterer

to serve like c-three-pee-oh

without making a peep-e-oh

to please a boss like darth vaderer.