Tuesday, September 9, 2008

limericks

#1
there works a young man as a caterer
which is really the same as a waiterer
he wakes up real early
to determine that surely
he'll always be sooner than laterer.

#2
there once worked a man as a caterer
to support his desire as a daterer
he busted his tail 
serving hors d'oeuvres and ale
hoping as a lover not a haterer.

#3
there worked a young man as a caterer
it would seem it was his faterer
to serve like c-three-pee-oh
without making a peep-e-oh
to please a boss like darth vaderer.

3 comments:

WENDEE HOLTCAMP said...

OMG those are hilarious!! Very talented, you are (Yoda)

mark said...

and to you, thanks i give. that you enjoyed them, grateful am i.

WENDEE HOLTCAMP said...

LOL you are too funny.