#1there works a young man as a caterer
which is really the same as a waiterer
he wakes up real early
to determine that surely
he'll always be sooner than laterer.
there once worked a man as a caterer
to support his desire as a daterer
he busted his tail
serving hors d'oeuvres and ale
hoping as a lover not a haterer.
there worked a young man as a caterer
it would seem it was his faterer
to serve like c-three-pee-oh
without making a peep-e-oh
to please a boss like darth vaderer.